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A black bear walked into a mall on an Alaska military base, grabbed a peach from the produce section, and pooped on the floor before leaving

On July 7, 2026, a young black bear triggered the automatic doors at the Exchange store on Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska, and casually strolled through the aisles like just another customer. Barber Kory Godbout, who was mid-haircut at the time, said: "My coworker, who is cutting hair in front of me, she yelled, 'Bear!' And I looked up from my phone, and the bear was walking into the barber shop right in front of me."

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